June 2012
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Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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May 2012
Making up my mind...
Since I’ve finished my first year of university, I have little else to do with weigh up the decision of whether to stay in London indefinitely, or sign a work transfer and pray somewhere at home hires me. Seems like I’ve made that decision this week. I got a third job opportunity to work in East London / Rotherhithe to bring my hours up to 30+ with Wetherspoons, which I’ve...
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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So yeah...
I never wish any of my friends a happy birthday online because I can’t ever tell who’s birthday it really is on facebook anymore. First world cyber problems.
May 27th
I wanna be drunk when I wake up.
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 19th
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Anonymous asked: how do you get orange hair? like what dye did you use?
May 19th
Anonymous asked: Please marry me.
May 19th
May 19th
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May 15th
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When you discover the neighbour has Grindr...
May 15th
May 14th
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May 11th
May 9th
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New band with lewis. First single: HAUNT ALL THE...
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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Got mugged last night...
Only took me 9-10 months living in London, and it was North London and not the South hahahh…
May 9th
May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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Bank holidays are hell...
Seriously, can’t the scum of the earth find somewhere else to splay themselves other than Wetherspoons?  Allow, week off noww… spending tomorrow cracking out my World Music final, Tuesday at the pub, Wednesday or Thursday heading back to CV3 to tear shit up for my friend’s 20th and a reunion of horror with Jonny, fuck yeah!
May 6th
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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Anonymous asked: youngest you've dated?
May 2nd
May 2nd
Anonymous asked: Do you go for looks or personality or a bit of both ?
May 2nd
Anonymous asked: how long have you been single? :D
May 2nd
Anonymous asked: you have cute mohawk.
May 1st
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May 1st
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Let me make this clear to my followers...
I am Lewis Mason. I am 20 years old, and I live in Southeast London. I have a birthmark on my right leg, I sleep face down, and I can fold my tongue to look like a vagina, among other quirks only I’d know about me. I am the ONLY Lewis Mason you will speak to. Imitation may be flattery, but to all the people who want to be me out there for whatever reason, allow mannn… I’m pretty...
May 1st
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Anonymous asked: have you got a facebook account with a name ''lewis van der woodsen''?
May 1st
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April 2012
Pulled a lady tonight...
She had swag. Was talking to her about piercings on my shift, then when she left, her friend gave me a slip of paper with her number, her name, and “36DD” written below it. Yes girl! Hahahh…
Apr 30th
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Anonymous asked: do you have fb?
Apr 30th
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"I see them as regular sex, halved food bills, and...
explaining to clare my outlooks on committed relationships 2k12.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th